Christmas Belles | Astor Street Opry Company

Join us for Christmas Belles, a southern fried yuletide comedy show, a Jones Hope Wooten comedy.
A church Christmas program spins hilariously out of control in this Southern farce about squabbling sisters, family secrets, a surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a reluctant Elvis impersonator.

It's Christmas-time in the small town of Fayro, Texas, and the Futrelle Sisters?Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye?are not exactly in a festive mood. A cranky Frankie is weeks overdue with her second set of twins. Twink, recently jilted and bitter about it, is in jail for inadvertently burning down half the town. And hot-flash-suffering Honey Raye is desperately trying to keep the Tabernacle of the Lamb's Christmas Program from spiraling into chaos. But things are not looking too promising: Miss Geneva, the ousted director of the previous twenty-seven productions, is ruthless in her attempts to take over the show. The celebrity guest Santa Claus?played by Frankie's long-suffering husband, Dub?is passing a kidney stone. One of the shepherds refuses to watch over his flock by night without pulling his little red wagon behind him. And the entire cast is dropping like flies due to food poisoning from the Band Boosters' Pancake Supper. And when Frankie lets slip a family secret that has been carefully guarded for decades, all hope for a successful Christmas program seems lost, even with an Elvis impersonator at the manger. But in true Futrelle fashion, the feuding sisters find a way to pull together in order to present a Christmas program the citizens of Fayro will never forget. Their hilarious holiday journey through a misadventure-filled Christmas Eve is guaranteed to bring joy to your world!

Show dates: December 6,7,13,14,15,20 & 21, 2024

All shows are evenings Door 6:30/Show 7pm except for the 15th which is a Doors 1:30/Show 2pm matinee & the 14th special dinner show Doors 5:30pm/dinner 6pm./Show 7pm

Our Dinner Show Saturday the 14th featuring Apple Roasted Pork Loin with Roasted Potatoes, seasonal veggie, salad, bread and dessert!

Seats are available at either the front row tables or house seats please select when purchasing, if you would like to purchase a full table please note in the comments during your purchase.